does the surreal out-of-body grown up experience ever begin to feel plain old real?

Just wondering because my big girl panties never seem to fit exactly like I hear they are supposed to fit. I still prefer the ones labeled for the day of the week with cute pictures of jumping frogs or sunshine and rainbows on them. The big girl ones are either too tight from bloating and stress or too loose from trying to wear sizes larger than I need or thread-bare from all of the yanking back into place when they try to hike me up too high.

Some days, I just want to go commando and avoid the rash.


You bet.


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