In a separate week, simmer stressful situation. Set aside to stew.

Spread minor disturbances in fresh week, adding a few each morning and afternoon.

Sprinkle 2 days worth of questions on top of disturbances.

Remove stressful situation from stew and distribute on top of questions.

Spread annoyance very slowly on top of stressful situation.

Slather exhaustion on top of annoyance.

Pour responsibilities over exhaustion and spread evenly.

Sprinkle remaining questions, adding ridiculous outrage, urgent requests and encroaching deadlines as the topper.

This can be served immediately before ingredients have a chance to integrate, or put on ice over night to serve cold the next day making sure to keep the layers separate.

Room temperature allows everything to grow just a bit of salmonella on the brain for that extra bonus flavoring.

It’s not the worst thing in the world to endure…